Last season on The Mandalorian, fans watched on in horror as Grogu (aka Baby Yoda aka The Child aka that little monster) committed the horrific act of devouring several Frog-Person eggs that were the last of their lineage. While he is still innocent until proven guilty in court, the New Galactic Republic has issued a bounty for the tiny monstrosity to face justice for these crimes against the Frog-Person species.
While Grogu was unsuccessful in devouring them all, and some of the eggs did indeed survive this miniature mealtime munchie massacre, over half of the eggs did not make it to the estuary moon of Trask to be fertilized so that their lineage could live on. Security footage captured the little deviant in the act, and we have included images below as part of the public record. We warn you, these images are extremely graphic and not for the faint of heart.
Sources say that the little monstrosity even turned up after the few that survived had hatched and considered taking action to finish the job, but was unable to find himself alone with the newly hatched little ones long enough to be successful.
In a statement from the New Galactic Republic, it was announced that The Child should be considered unarmed but extremely dangerous to anyone that comes between him and “snacks” (with “snacks” being considered a very broad term). He was also last seen travelling with a heavily armored Mandalorian bounty hunter that goes by the name of Din Djarin. Djarin is to be considered armed and extremely dangerous and is suggested that he be avoided at all costs if possible.
If you find either of these two individuals, please do not attempt to apprehend them and contact the New Republic security forces immediately. Avoid interactions with The Child, if possible, and absolutely do not bring any small creatures near him as he tends to devour anything he can fit in his mouth. You can claim the bounty on Grogu here.
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